So that’s what it’s like to be a woman.

I went to a bbq yesterday for Bay to Breakers. An elder man, inebriated out of his wits grabbed me by the arm and mumbled,

“Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah….suck your ______.”

Oh really, you say?! You are one smooth dude. I thought to myself, ‘Even if I was into that, you are the ugliest, vilest, most detestable, doop of a man. I’m going to go shower now. '

And then I had a thought immediately after…did I really just think that? Wow. Revelation. Women really do have to put up with a lot of appalling behavior.